About the Author
My name is Claire McFadden, and I’m a humor writer based in Philadelphia, PA. I like to read, write, and talk to people except while I’m reading or writing. If you take me for a ride, I’ll stick my head all the way out the car window like a dog.
Piece of the Week
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To all the drug-dealing white boys I’ve loved before Here’s why I wish you weren’t my type anymore How come all the men who avoid the clit Are the ones who’re too pussy to commit? To the guys who always go straight for the choke, If you wanna feel manly just grab the check– oh
