The Snows of Kilimanjaro and the Tracks my New Nike Free Metcon 6’s Left Behind
The Sun Also Rises 3 Hours After I Wake From My Creatine-Bolstered-Slumber
For Whom the Bell Tolls if You Ask to Borrow my Chalk One More Time, Steve
A Farewell to Arms and This Morning’s AMRAP of Ring Muscle Ups and Assault Bike For Calories
To Have and Have Not a Mental Breakdown When F. Scott Fitzgerald Asks to Hang Out Past My Bedtime
Death in the Afternoon: A Tale of Agreeing to Go Out With F. Scott Fitzgerald Past My Bedtime
In Our Time: A 400 Page Petition for my Gym to Start Having 4am Crossfit Classes
A Moveable Feast: A Tale of How I ate 12 Power Bars During a 600 Meter Farmer’s Carry Without Stopping
The Old Man and the Sea Who Ripped His Palm Callouses Rowing the Boat
The Complete Greatest WODs of Ernest Hemingway (includes exclusive bonus clean and jerk PR footage)
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