Let’s cut the bullshit and get straight to the nitty gritty.

  1. Would you rather fight a bear or a shark?

  2. Can you swim?

  3. You can’t swim and you’d rather fight the shark?

  4. You can’t swim and you think you’d not only survive a shark attack, but come out on top?

  5. You really think a lot of yourself, don’t you?

  6. How often do you spend time with your mother?

  7. If the fight were on land, do you think your mother could beat the shark?

  8. Would you pre-game the fight with the shark?

  9. Oh, how long have you been smoking crack?

  10. Do you have any crack on you currently?

  11. You needed to bring crack in case I was cool?

  12. You think I’m cool?

  13. Do I want to go out to your van to smoke crack and watch reruns of the Johnny Depp V. Amber Heard trial on your tablet?

  14. Do I mind if your mother is there?

  15. Waiter, could we get the check?


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