Good morning! Are you awake yet? Rise and shine, wakey wakey eggs and bacon bitch. Here’s my best impression of your alarm from 10 minutes ago: WOMP WOMP. Are you awake now? You look upset, but your eyes are open. Good enough.  We’re gonna start with some leg swings, nice and easy, forward and back, … Continue reading I’m your 6AM Personal Trainer Whose Stuck in Their Party Phase– and I Haven’t Slept in 12 Days