The Unheard Thoughts of Your Local Dog Walker

Please don’t talk to me, I know you just want to pet the dog.  It’s okay, just kindly pet Lassie and get on your merry way so I can go on mine, and collect my chipotle bowl-value wage. You don’t have to ask me about my day or –god forbid– mention how nice the weather … Continue reading The Unheard Thoughts of Your Local Dog Walker